i just had the best conversation with my brother

actually it was more me messing with his tired self
him: i just cut my finger on my laptop
me: BANDAID, NOW.
him: why, its a small cu-
me: QUICK BEFORE YOU CATCH THE DIABEETUS. (diabetes with an odd accent.)
him: what
me: the diabeetus.
him: what
me: you know, where you need a liver transplant and sometimes a brain transplant.
him: ...
him: -panics and puts a band aid on-
and then he wondered why i couldn't stop laughing and told me how serious this was, and then asked "'do you want me dead?!"